Ah yes, ye olde monster in a boxe. Obviously I’m not giving any spoilers on what precisely is in there for a good while however.

Astute readers will recognise the three soldiers at the bottom there, they may become a running joke.

And now I’d like to direct your attention to the Goods button below, wonderfully adorned by our very own marketing devil, Kilzu. Because I seriously need the cash.

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