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You do not talk about mage club.
From his perspective, I’m sure accosting a wisened elderly human travelling alone was a very smart move.

What Illel neglected to discern about Lyinginbedmon however is he is a frickin’ ancient archmage from one of the premier spellcasting nations to ever exist on the planet.

But hey, let’s throw him a bone, few people even remember that place existed anymore after all. He just needs a little education.

Posted by: Lying

5 Comments »

  1. Well, “don’t **** with an archmage” is good advice under any circumstances. But when you’ve just held an arrow at one’s throat, well… if you’re getting that advice, it typically means you’re about to get a can of fireballs opened on you.

    Yay for the Glowing Eyes of Doom!

    Comment by dragongirl13 — March 14, 2011 @ 2:48 am

  2. … Illel is doomed.

    Incidentally, Illel would’ve done well to abide by Rule One: Never act incautiously when confronted by a little bald wrinkly smiling man! Admittedly, Lyinginbedmon isn’t bald yet</it, but the point remains.

    Comment by linkhyrule5 — March 14, 2011 @ 6:56 am

  3. Heh.
    And I guess that even if he did try to use that arrow on his throat, it wouldn’t do anything other than some mild temporary discomfort, right?
    I also love the last panel.

    Comment by Nutty — March 14, 2011 @ 12:20 pm

  4. I’ll bet you that if Illel meets Spire, he would forget the other rules, mainly:
    Don’t play ping-pong with a telekinetic
    Don’t play pattycake with a telekinetic
    And never, ever, under any circumstances, aggrivate a telekinetic

    Comment by bobby blob — March 15, 2011 @ 1:55 am

  5. Stupid elves living lives so short that they don’t even remember Arcania…

    Comment by Gark — March 23, 2011 @ 9:43 pm

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